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Paranoid Parrot

Driving while high, see car behind you Cops

Driving while high, see car behind you Cops Paranoid Parrot
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people around me talking in a foreign language they are conspiring against me

people around me talking in a foreign language they are conspiring against me Paranoid Parrot
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smoker passes by hold your breath

smoker passes by hold your breath Paranoid Parrot
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Makes wrong turn and has to pull into stranger's drive to turn around Fly out of their driveway quickly so they don't think you're stalking them

Makes wrong turn and has to pull into stranger's drive to turn around Fly out of their driveway quickly so they don't think you're stalking them Paranoid Parrot
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orders drive-thru checks bag to make sure all food is there

orders drive-thru checks bag to make sure all food is there Paranoid Parrot
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I DON't KNOW WHAT YOU CALL A PUPPETEER's HAND

I DON't KNOW WHAT YOU CALL A PUPPETEER's HAND Paranoid Parrot
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What's that smell? Probably me

What's that smell? Probably me Paranoid Parrot
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car behind me takes the same turn i do i'm about to be murdered

car behind me takes the same turn i do i'm about to be murdered Paranoid Parrot
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Take out trash at night time run the fuck inside afterwards

Take out trash at night time run the fuck inside afterwards Paranoid Parrot
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get a call from ex-employer shit i'm going to get fired

get a call from ex-employer shit i'm going to get fired Paranoid Parrot
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