Paranoid Parrot

Hear noise at night Get the fuck under the covers, it's safe there

Hear noise at night
 Get the fuck under the covers, it's safe there
  Paranoid Parrot

feel something brush against leg at the beach something's tasting my flesh

feel something brush against leg at the beach something's tasting my flesh  Paranoid Parrot

roomates out and never home nature is going to reclaim my apartment while at def con

roomates out and never home nature is going to reclaim my apartment while at def con  Paranoid Parrot

JUST IN CASE

 JUST IN CASE  Paranoid Parrot

turn off the lights in my room do a ninja hop to my bed

turn off the lights in my room do a ninja hop to my  bed  Paranoid Parrot

uses google incognito window still erases history

uses google incognito window still erases history  Paranoid Parrot

Hear's Excision's "Existence" Prays to God for forgiveness

Hear's Excision's

comic gets -1 thumb delete

comic gets -1 thumb delete   Paranoid Parrot

left arm tingles fuckin, diabetes

left arm tingles fuckin, diabetes  Paranoid Parrot

Slight headache BRAIN TUMOR!

Slight headache BRAIN TUMOR!  Paranoid Parrot
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