Paranoid Parrot

Pooped and barely had to wipe Better wipe a whole bunch anyway just to be sure

Pooped and barely had to wipe Better wipe a whole bunch anyway just to be sure  Paranoid Parrot

Takes headphone out To make sure fart doesn't make noise

Takes headphone out To make sure fart doesn't make noise   Paranoid Parrot

Logged out of Reddit 1 minute ago... better log back in and log out again to make sure im really logged out

Logged out of Reddit 1 minute ago... better log back in and log out again to make sure im really logged out  Paranoid Parrot

changes lanes to avoid a man-hole cover with steam coming out in case it blows up

changes lanes to avoid a man-hole cover with steam coming out in case it blows up  Paranoid Parrot

Dumb kid in class has same answer as me cheated

Dumb kid in class has same answer as me cheated   Paranoid Parrot

Tornado sirens go off. Better get to Shelter Go back to grab wallet So they can ID the body

Tornado sirens go off. Better get to Shelter Go back to grab wallet So they can ID the body  Paranoid Parrot

choose the top bunk incase it falls and crushes the person on the bottom

choose the top bunk incase it falls and crushes the person on the bottom  Paranoid Parrot

Post not doing well better delete it so no one notices

Post not doing well better delete it so no one notices  Paranoid Parrot

Sends friend www.googlehammer.com Clicks link just to make sure it works

Sends friend www.googlehammer.com Clicks link just to make sure it works  Paranoid Parrot

I go to the bathroom on a different floor So no one will recognize my shoes

I go to the bathroom on a different floor So no one will recognize my shoes  Paranoid Parrot
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