Paranoid Parrot

Wants to know if people consider him attractive Wont ask just in case they dont

Wants to know if people consider him attractive Wont ask just in case they dont  Paranoid Parrot

changes travel plans so he doesn't have to fly on 12/21/12

changes travel plans so he doesn't have to fly on 12/21/12  Paranoid Parrot

it's my first cake day better triple check and delete comments that make me look bad on reddit

it's my first cake day better triple check and delete comments that make me look bad on reddit  Paranoid Parrot

Blue screen of death They know

Blue screen of death They know  Paranoid Parrot

needs to fart in public takes one earphone out to make sure its silent

needs to fart in public takes one earphone out to make sure its silent  Paranoid Parrot

Neighbor's dog is missing I'll sit the next couple of weeks out until the killer strikes

Neighbor's dog is missing  I'll sit the next couple of weeks out until the killer strikes  Paranoid Parrot

Flash drive won't eject Shut down computer before unplugging

Flash drive won't eject Shut down computer before unplugging  Paranoid Parrot

People keep commenting on how great I look It's a joke and they're all in on it

People keep commenting on how great I look It's a joke and they're all in on it  Paranoid Parrot

Sent my wife flowers anonymously she didn't come home with them

Sent my wife flowers anonymously  she didn't come home with them  Paranoid Parrot

Mutes microphone "Hello? Hello?" Good.

Mutes microphone
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