Paranoid Parrot

sitting in movie theater not sure what cup holder is mine

sitting in movie theater not sure what cup holder is mine  Paranoid Parrot

HOME ALONE STILL CLOSES DOOR TO SHIT

HOME ALONE STILL CLOSES DOOR TO SHIT  Paranoid Parrot

people on the bus talking in japanese looking at you? they must think your horrible excuse for a human being thats waisting their precious air

people on the bus talking in japanese looking at you? they must think your  horrible excuse for a human being thats waisting their precious air  Paranoid Parrot

Goes into men's bathroom Double checks for urinals

Goes into men's bathroom Double checks for urinals   Paranoid Parrot

1 point for writing name on test better check 3 times to see if i spelled my name right

1 point for writing name on test better check 3 times to see if i spelled my name right  Paranoid Parrot

singing loudly in the car check phone to make sure not on call

singing loudly in the car check phone to make sure not on call  Paranoid Parrot

Uses incocgnito mode Still clears history

Uses incocgnito mode Still clears history  Paranoid Parrot

crazy looking kid sitting next to you is looking though his backpack adrenaline rush anticipating a handgun

crazy looking kid sitting next to you is looking though his backpack adrenaline rush anticipating a handgun  Paranoid Parrot

Knows woman is pregnant still too afraid to ask if she is pregnant

Knows woman is pregnant still too afraid to ask if she is pregnant  Paranoid Parrot

It's been 40 seconds and no one has up voted my post Maybe I should delete it

It's been 40 seconds and no one has up voted my post Maybe I should delete it  Paranoid Parrot
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