Paranoid Parrot

quickly closes toilet seat lid after flusing i hope the diarrhea diddn't get out

quickly closes toilet seat lid after flusing i hope the diarrhea diddn't get out  Paranoid Parrot

Turn off lights for quiet hours Scared walking down the hall at night

Turn off lights for quiet hours Scared walking down the hall at night  Paranoid Parrot

Shares drink with friends Do I have herpes?

Shares drink with friends Do I have herpes?  Paranoid Parrot

CTRL+SHIFT+DEL TWICE

CTRL+SHIFT+DEL TWICE  Paranoid Parrot

Shoots nerf gun retrieves dart

Shoots nerf gun retrieves dart  Paranoid Parrot

police car passes Sit straight, check seatbelt, slowdown, smile.

police car passes Sit straight, check seatbelt, slowdown, smile.  Paranoid Parrot

think every runny nose is going to be a bloody nose

think every runny nose is going to be a bloody nose  Paranoid Parrot

barber ties cape around neck omg i can feel my pulse and i cant breathe

barber ties cape around neck omg i can feel my pulse and i cant breathe  Paranoid Parrot

types password incorrectly "I've been hacked!"

types password incorrectly

gets cleaning agent on hand panic attack

gets cleaning agent on hand panic attack  Paranoid Parrot
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