Paranoid Parrot

singing loudly in the car check phone to make sure not on call

singing loudly in the car check phone to make sure not on call  Paranoid Parrot

Uses incocgnito mode Still clears history

Uses incocgnito mode Still clears history  Paranoid Parrot

crazy looking kid sitting next to you is looking though his backpack adrenaline rush anticipating a handgun

crazy looking kid sitting next to you is looking though his backpack adrenaline rush anticipating a handgun  Paranoid Parrot

Knows woman is pregnant still too afraid to ask if she is pregnant

Knows woman is pregnant still too afraid to ask if she is pregnant  Paranoid Parrot

It's been 40 seconds and no one has up voted my post Maybe I should delete it

It's been 40 seconds and no one has up voted my post Maybe I should delete it  Paranoid Parrot

driving 42 in a 40... Sees a cop *Slams on the brakes* HOLY SHIT!!

driving 42 in a 40... Sees a cop *Slams on the brakes* HOLY SHIT!!  Paranoid Parrot

Hears footsteps Closes browser

Hears footsteps Closes browser   Paranoid Parrot

make a list on facebook checks profile to make sure its not displayed

make a list on facebook checks profile to make sure its not displayed  Paranoid Parrot

AC unit kicks on Suffers minor heart attack

AC unit kicks on  Suffers minor heart attack  Paranoid Parrot

About to say something bad about someone better check phone first to make sure i didn't accidentally call them Caption 3 goes here

About to say something bad about someone better check phone first to make sure i didn't accidentally call them Caption 3 goes here  Paranoid Parrot
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