Paranoid Parrot

hear noses in your house burglar and there going to kill me

hear noses in your house  burglar and there going to kill me  Paranoid Parrot

I just took a giant dump holy fuck

I just took a giant dump holy fuck   Paranoid Parrot

personally attacked in discussion forum they will find me and destroy me

personally attacked in discussion forum they will find me and destroy me  Paranoid Parrot

Oh look its a candy bar......and its not opened I am about to be raped

Oh look its a candy bar......and its not opened I am about to be raped  Paranoid Parrot

read paranoid parrot weep softly

read paranoid parrot weep softly  Paranoid Parrot

car slows down next to me im about to be raped.

car slows down next to me im about to be raped.  Paranoid Parrot

Watch hoarders throw away everything

Watch hoarders throw away everything  Paranoid Parrot

The car behind me makes the same turn that I do I'm about to be murdered

The car behind me makes the same turn that I do I'm about to be murdered  Paranoid Parrot

correct a friend's statement He thinks I'm a know-it-all

correct a friend's statement He thinks I'm a know-it-all  Paranoid Parrot

WALKS INTO PIZZA HUT HIGH UNDERCOVER SWAT TEAM ACTING AS COOKS

WALKS INTO PIZZA HUT HIGH UNDERCOVER SWAT TEAM ACTING AS COOKS  Paranoid Parrot
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