Paranoid Parrot

Wont sing in car someone has bugged it

Wont sing in car someone has bugged it  Paranoid Parrot

no space in the parking lot There taking our jobs

no space in the parking lot  There taking our jobs  Paranoid Parrot

Hear noise at night Get the fuck under the covers

Hear noise at night
 Get the fuck under the covers
  Paranoid Parrot

dust on nightstand mesothelioma life expectancy: 1 year

dust on nightstand mesothelioma
life expectancy: 1 year  Paranoid Parrot

Has fever of 98.9 CALLS FUNERAL HOME

Has fever of 98.9  CALLS FUNERAL HOME   Paranoid Parrot

Answer phone...person can't hear me I'm dead

Answer phone...person can't hear me I'm dead  Paranoid Parrot

Take trash out check trash can for wild adam

Take trash out  check trash can for wild adam  Paranoid Parrot

watch zombieland memorize zombie fighting rules by the time lights go off. don't sleep.

watch zombieland memorize zombie fighting rules by the time lights go off.  don't sleep.  Paranoid Parrot

get on facebook on a public computer check 8 times to make sure you logged out before you leave

get on facebook on a public computer check 8 times to make sure you logged out before you leave  Paranoid Parrot

Fell itch on leg mosquito bite

Fell itch on leg mosquito bite  Paranoid Parrot
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