Paranoid Parrot

flash high beams to alert approaching driver their lights are off Oh God, they're coming for my kidneys

flash high beams to alert approaching driver their lights are off Oh God, they're coming for my kidneys  Paranoid Parrot

All the subreddits Are going text only

All the subreddits Are going text only  Paranoid Parrot

Video chat with a guy I like better grab a breath mint

Video chat with a guy I like better grab a breath mint  Paranoid Parrot

was going to post a facebook status about how the nsa thing isn't a big deal to me but what if they see that..... what if they see this!

was going to post a facebook status about how the nsa thing isn't a big deal to me but what if they see that..... what if they see this!  Paranoid Parrot

Link takes more than a few seconds to open must be downloading a virus

Link takes more than a  few seconds to open must be downloading a virus  Paranoid Parrot

Steps on stick while mowing lawn Must have been dog shit

Steps on stick while mowing lawn Must have been dog shit  Paranoid Parrot

has best friends chat up, has crushes chat up afraid to send wrong message to crush

has best friends chat up, has crushes chat up afraid to send wrong message to crush  Paranoid Parrot

car in front of you splashes water on your windshield put up hand to protect yourself

car in front of you splashes water on your windshield put up hand to protect yourself  Paranoid Parrot

Use bathroom at work Leave thinking i have aids

Use bathroom at work Leave thinking i have aids  Paranoid Parrot

see a meme with my first name on it somebody doesn't like me

see a meme with my first name on it somebody doesn't like me  Paranoid Parrot
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