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Paranoid Parrot

Clear Recent History Time Range to Clear: everything

Clear Recent History Time Range to Clear: everything Paranoid Parrot
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performed hard restart opens immediately in safe mode even though never seen adverse effects of starting up normally

performed hard restart opens immediately in safe mode even though never seen adverse effects of starting up normally Paranoid Parrot
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Worried I might get reported to the police for owning a pressure cooker

Worried I might get reported to the police for owning a pressure cooker Paranoid Parrot
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Can't post anything about being hungry or a random idea on facebook They'll assume im high

Can't post anything about being hungry or a random idea on facebook They'll assume im high Paranoid Parrot
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Gets eye exam panics because unsure if A or b is better

Gets eye exam panics because unsure if A or b is better Paranoid Parrot
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put cigarette out half way through, & stick behind my ear check every 3 seconds to see if still burning

put cigarette out half way through, & stick behind my ear check every 3 seconds to see if still burning Paranoid Parrot
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Responds to an ad on craigslist, deletes "Sent from my ipad" out of the email They might rob me if they know i have nice things

Responds to an ad on craigslist, deletes
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GF hasn't messaged me she's landed yet Taken

GF hasn't messaged me she's landed yet Taken Paranoid Parrot
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Closes laptop lid before going for a bathroom break In case my cat walks on the keyboard, erases my work, and saves it

Closes laptop lid before going for a bathroom break In case my cat walks on the keyboard, erases my work, and saves it Paranoid Parrot
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Use siri to set an alarm immediately check to see if it worked

Use siri to set an alarm immediately check to see if it worked Paranoid Parrot
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