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Someone keeps making the same turns as me on my way home from work "they're going to murder me"

Someone keeps making the same turns as me on my way home from work
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Driving down a bumpy road at night Every bump is a potential animal or small child killed

Driving down a bumpy road at night Every bump is a potential animal or small child killed Paranoid Parrot
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The guy nailing shingles to my roof said he was going to kill me with his hammer In Morse Code

The guy nailing shingles to my roof said he was going to kill me with his hammer In Morse Code Paranoid Parrot
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looks left, then right, then left then right, then left, then right, then left, then right, then left, then right, then left, then right, then left,

looks left, then right, then left then right, then left, then right, then left, then right, then left, then right, then left, then right, then left, Paranoid Parrot
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Bump that looks like a boner on pants Squirm until it's gone

Bump that looks like a boner on pants Squirm until it's gone Paranoid Parrot
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singing along to song in car checks phone for pocket dial

singing along to song in car checks phone for pocket dial Paranoid Parrot
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Gets pat on back immediately checks back for "kick me" sign

Gets pat on back immediately checks back for
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Calls girlfriend after reading this thread To make sure she's not playing the accordian

Calls girlfriend after reading this thread To make sure she's not playing the accordian Paranoid Parrot
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First one into intersection when light changes green look back because maybe you were just seeing things

First one into intersection when light changes green look back because maybe you were just seeing things Paranoid Parrot
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Makes a post deletes after first 4 downvotes

Makes a post deletes after first 4 downvotes Paranoid Parrot
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