Paranoid Parrot

lost balance while walking must have a brain tumor

lost balance while walking must have a brain tumor  Paranoid Parrot

looks back over shoulder and sees two black guys Better walk slower to not seem racist

looks back over shoulder and sees two black guys Better walk slower to not seem racist  Paranoid Parrot

pops zit on nose "Looks like it's time to write my will"

pops zit on nose

Home alone at night locks bathroom door to piss

Home alone at night  locks bathroom door to piss  Paranoid Parrot

Makes meme thinking it is original content becomes terrified that someone might have already thought of it and now it will be shamed as a repost

Makes meme thinking it is original content becomes terrified that someone might have already thought of it and now it will be shamed as a repost  Paranoid Parrot

Portal at 95% Better refill it!

Portal at 95% Better refill it!  Paranoid Parrot

Home alone Locks bathroom door

Home alone Locks  bathroom door  Paranoid Parrot

About to masturbate in front of the computer... Better cover the webcam first.

About to masturbate in front of the computer... Better cover the webcam first.  Paranoid Parrot

Relates to Paranoid Parrot Someone is watching me.

Relates to Paranoid Parrot  Someone is watching me.  Paranoid Parrot

friend give a reassuring pat on the back check for "kick me" note.

friend give a reassuring pat on the back check for
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