Paranoid Parrot

Someone's walking behind me I better walk faster

Someone's walking behind me I better walk faster  Paranoid Parrot

barber scrapes pimple near hairline with clippers hepititis c

barber scrapes pimple near hairline with clippers hepititis c  Paranoid Parrot

creep on facebook pictures check activity log to make sure didn't like any

creep on facebook pictures check activity log to make sure didn't like any  Paranoid Parrot

Pro-skateboarder stills wears elbow pads

Pro-skateboarder stills wears elbow pads  Paranoid Parrot

Request clarification from boss about case stratey via email check recipient repeatedly to make sure not sent to wrong person

Request clarification from boss about case stratey via email check recipient repeatedly to make sure not sent to wrong person   Paranoid Parrot

Makes post on reddit Deletes after decent upvote count so it can't be downvoted later

Makes post on reddit Deletes after decent upvote count so it can't be downvoted later  Paranoid Parrot

THINKS HE WON THE MEME WAR KEEPS POSTING MEMES JUST IN CASE

THINKS HE WON THE MEME WAR KEEPS POSTING MEMES JUST IN CASE  Paranoid Parrot

Finds out he's dating OAG Doesn't have to worry about her leaving.

Finds out he's dating OAG Doesn't have to worry about her leaving.  Paranoid Parrot

My roommate just fell and is dead in the shower nope, just dropped the shampoo bottle

My roommate just fell and is dead in the shower nope, just dropped the shampoo bottle  Paranoid Parrot

Parks by meter for a few minutes still puts in change

Parks by meter for a few minutes still puts in change  Paranoid Parrot
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