Paranoid Parrot

Bit by unfamiliar insect Human botfly

Bit by unfamiliar insect Human botfly  Paranoid Parrot

Link had 'sex' in the url? Clear Recent Browsing History

Link had 'sex' in the url? Clear Recent Browsing History  Paranoid Parrot

put the handbrake on handbrake is to low car will roll and crash

put the handbrake on handbrake is to low car will roll and crash  Paranoid Parrot

Gym is closed for Independence Day will wake up as a fatty on july fifth

Gym is closed for Independence Day will wake up as a fatty on july fifth  Paranoid Parrot

walk past police station look down "oh god, oh god, oh god"

walk past police station look down

twitch in leg polio

twitch in leg polio  Paranoid Parrot

want to comment but thread is full of minors

want to comment but thread is full of minors  Paranoid Parrot

Car coming while sitting outside It's a Drive-By

Car coming while sitting outside It's a Drive-By  Paranoid Parrot

reads horrifying house guest pees for whole day

reads horrifying house guest pees for whole day  Paranoid Parrot

Haven't talked to crush in two days He doesn't like me

Haven't talked to crush in two days He doesn't like me  Paranoid Parrot
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