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Paranoid Parrot

Don't say "i wish" for something petty Might be the one wish that comes true

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GETS PAPER CUT i'm going to bleed out

GETS PAPER CUT i'm going to bleed out Paranoid Parrot
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Need to copy text Ctrl+C+C+C+C+C+C+C

Need to copy text Ctrl+C+C+C+C+C+C+C Paranoid Parrot
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See a car parked on the side of the road Definitely an undercover cop

See a car parked on the side of the road Definitely an undercover cop Paranoid Parrot
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Hear car door slam while smoking Its the cops

Hear car door slam while smoking Its the cops Paranoid Parrot
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u jekk waqt Ita-Eng... ...jinqata id-dawl??

u jekk waqt Ita-Eng... ...jinqata id-dawl?? Paranoid Parrot
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Can't hear drunk, passed out brother snoring in the other room He must be dead.

Can't hear drunk, passed out brother snoring in the other room He must be dead. Paranoid Parrot
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Goes to the bathroom at work leaves something that looks like work on the screen

Goes to the bathroom at work leaves something that looks like work on the screen Paranoid Parrot
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Stays in a hotel Doesn't touch anything

Stays in a hotel Doesn't touch anything Paranoid Parrot
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Writes a paper Googles sentences to make sure it's not plagiarized

Writes a paper Googles sentences to make sure it's not plagiarized Paranoid Parrot
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