Overweight Wife

Washes down a box of chocolates with a bottle of cabernet "but they have antioxidants"

Washes down a box of chocolates with a bottle of cabernet

Wants sex every night but only if she's on top

Wants sex every night but only if she's on top  Overweight Wife

Buys treadmill uses it to hang laundry

Buys treadmill uses it to hang laundry  Overweight Wife

catches you jerking off doesn't fuck you, just cries

catches you jerking off doesn't fuck you, just cries  Overweight Wife

is fat because you treat her like shit

is fat because you treat her like shit  Overweight Wife

Won't put your cock in her mouth - eewwww Offended when you won't lick her pussy

Won't put your cock in her mouth - eewwww Offended when you won't lick her pussy  Overweight Wife

eats all the sausages in the costco pack has problem eating husband's sausage

eats all the sausages in the costco pack has problem eating husband's sausage  Overweight Wife

does this dress make me look fat? we both know it isn't the dress

does this dress make me look fat? we both know it isn't the dress  Overweight Wife

gets mad when you belch farts smell like a thousand rotting corpses

gets mad when you belch farts smell like a thousand rotting corpses  Overweight Wife

Too tired to go for a walk with you on facebook until 1am

Too tired to go for a walk with you
 on facebook until 1am  Overweight Wife
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