Optimistic Crab

I knew I shoulda stayed Embedded in the mud!

I knew I shoulda stayed Embedded in the mud!  Optimistic Crab

FML.

FML.  Optimistic Crab

needGOd.com go there its worth it

needGOd.com go there its worth it  Optimistic Crab

I didn't want to live on this planet anymore anyways

I didn't want to live on this planet anymore anyways   Optimistic Crab

They took our liberties fighting terror a worthy cause I guess

They took our liberties fighting terror a worthy cause I guess  Optimistic Crab

It's not all that bad... Atleast that jerk Chad will get the same

It's not all that bad... Atleast that jerk Chad will get the same  Optimistic Crab

No, sir. There is not an app for that.

No, sir. There is not an app for that.  Optimistic Crab

Happy New Year!! Time to cut the CRABS!!

Happy New Year!! Time to cut the CRABS!!  Optimistic Crab

I told him to cut it out it's so funny that he took me literally

I told him to cut it out it's so funny that he took me literally  Optimistic Crab

At least when I don't come home tonight, my wife and kids won't know how horribly I died... Is that a camera? Fuck

At least when I don't come home tonight, my wife and kids won't know how horribly I died...  Is that a camera? Fuck  Optimistic Crab
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