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at least i got chicken

at least i got chicken  Optimistic Crab

They can take our land But they can't take our FREEEEEDOOOM!!

They can take our land But they can't take our               FREEEEEDOOOM!!  Optimistic Crab

When I applied for this job at Red Lobster This isn't what I had in mind

When I applied for this job at Red Lobster This isn't what I had in mind  Optimistic Crab

Just a little off the top, please I trust you

Just a little off the top, please I trust you  Optimistic Crab

What kind of lotion do you use? you have really soft hands

What kind of lotion do you use? you have really soft hands  Optimistic Crab

I'M JUST GETTIN MY EARS LOWERED

I'M JUST GETTIN MY EARS LOWERED  Optimistic Crab

Why... Why you wanna cut my head off TToTT WHYYYYYYY HORRIBLE WORLD!!!!

Why... Why you wanna cut my head off  TToTT WHYYYYYYY HORRIBLE WORLD!!!!  Optimistic Crab

modern day guillotine It's just for show

modern day guillotine It's just for show  Optimistic Crab

Boyfriend broke up with me to be forever alone. I'll save money on gas not having to drive to see him.

Boyfriend broke up with me to be forever alone. I'll save money on gas not having to drive to see him.  Optimistic Crab

Don't worry about my workload I'm handling six classes just fine

Don't worry about my workload I'm handling six classes just fine  Optimistic Crab
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