Optimistic Crab

oh my god are you using hand lotion?!

oh my god are you using hand lotion?!  Optimistic Crab

I have super resistant flesh-eating bacteria

I have super resistant flesh-eating bacteria  Optimistic Crab

I'm too young to die! But who said I'm going to die? Are only decapitating me ^ ^

I'm too young to die! But who said I'm going to die? Are only decapitating me ^ ^  Optimistic Crab

Well done, herr proprietor your choice of shellfish will keep zee jews away

Well done, herr proprietor your choice of shellfish will keep zee jews away  Optimistic Crab

fuck my life

fuck  my life   Optimistic Crab

don't worry kid Ill just take a lil off the top

don't worry kid Ill just take a lil off the top  Optimistic Crab

Starwars Galaxies is no more GOODBYE CRUEL WORRRRRRRRLLLDDDD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHH AHH AH AHHH AHHHHH *thud*

Starwars Galaxies is no more GOODBYE CRUEL WORRRRRRRRLLLDDDD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH   AHH AHH AH AHHH AHHHHH *thud*  Optimistic Crab

At least I won't be eaten! Oh, wait...

At least I won't be eaten! Oh, wait...  Optimistic Crab

don't worry at least im not in art history

don't worry  at least im not in art history  Optimistic Crab

well at least the world didn't end

well at least the world didn't end  Optimistic Crab
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