Optimistic Crab

good bye world and my kids, wife, other wife...

good bye world and my kids, wife, other wife...  Optimistic Crab

Eh, could be worse i still have my dignity

Eh, could be worse i still have my dignity  Optimistic Crab

Captain planet He's a hero

Captain planet He's a hero  Optimistic Crab

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What kind of sick bastard takes a picture of this?

What kind of sick bastard takes a picture of this?  Optimistic Crab

Isaid a little off the top Did you hear me? I said a little off the t......

Isaid a little off the top Did you hear me? I said a little off the t......  Optimistic Crab

Oh, a tuition hike? This probably won't end in any sort of abuse, or sacrifice of education!

Oh, a tuition hike? This probably won't end in any sort of abuse, or sacrifice of education!  Optimistic Crab

Just a little off the top I have a date tonight

Just a little off the top I have a date tonight  Optimistic Crab

Dinner? Great, I'm starving! Where are we headed? ...Your friend Joe's?

Dinner? Great, I'm starving! Where are we headed? ...Your friend Joe's?  Optimistic Crab

They wanted to know why I was so crabby I told them that I didn't quit while I was ahead.

They wanted to know why I was so crabby I told them that I didn't quit while I was ahead.  Optimistic Crab
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