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Oh my god Are you using hand lotion?

Oh my god Are you using hand lotion?  Optimistic Crab

WAIT I MIGHT SHIT ON YOUR HAND

WAIT I MIGHT SHIT 
ON YOUR HAND  Optimistic Crab

I just wanted A hug

I just wanted A hug   Optimistic Crab

Hey, look guys, when I signed that contract I thought it was going to be similar to a fun Disney movie. you know like 'Bambi'. I think this is going to be more like 'Old Yeller'.

Hey, look guys, when I signed that contract I thought it was going to be similar to  a fun Disney movie. you know like 'Bambi'. I think this is going to be more like 'Old Yeller'.  Optimistic Crab

don't worry kid you'll get it right Caption 3 goes here Caption 4 goes here Caption 5 goes here

don't worry kid you'll get it right Caption 3 goes here Caption 4 goes here Caption 5 goes here  Optimistic Crab

ok! OK! I'll talk! now, will you put the scissors down

ok! OK! I'll talk! now, will you put the scissors down  Optimistic Crab

You're right my left side has gone numb

You're right my left side has gone numb  Optimistic Crab

This kills the thread

 This kills the thread  Optimistic Crab

Sever busty red headed irish girl. This jews the Nawafi.

Sever busty red headed irish girl. This jews the Nawafi.  Optimistic Crab

Hey, Stop! Can't I just give you a claw? that's what we usually do when we lose a fight.

Hey, Stop! Can't I just give you a claw? that's what we usually do when we lose a fight.  Optimistic Crab
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