One-up America

Obesity becoming a prolem in Europe Invents Double Down Sandwich

Obesity becoming a prolem in Europe Invents Double Down Sandwich  One-up America

Always honors thy neighbor

Always honors  thy neighbor   One-up America

australia We're drunk most of the time. just a warning.

australia We're drunk most of the time. just a warning.  One-up America

It's not that we're fat We are just carrying alot of freedom

It's not that we're fat  We are just carrying alot of freedom  One-up America

Tells everyone we're spreading democracy kills everyone with robot planes

Tells everyone we're spreading democracy kills everyone with robot planes  One-up America

Fuck you Australia

 Fuck you Australia   One-up America

Catches the bad guy Just in time for 4/20

Catches the bad guy Just in time for 4/20  One-up America

signs peace treaty to end war of 1812 wins battle of new orleans 2 week later

signs peace treaty to end war of 1812 wins battle of new orleans 2 week later  One-up America

Democracy is non-negotiable

Democracy is non-negotiable  One-up America

lands on mars and gets the most gold medals in the Olympics

lands on mars and gets the most gold medals in the Olympics   One-up America
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