One-up America

Look, a fish! I will catch it! I will eat it!

Look, a fish! I will catch it!
I will eat it!  One-up America

What do you mean every?

What do you mean every?  One-up America

GREAT BRITAIN? UNITED STATES OF GO-FUCK-YOURSELF _____

GREAT BRITAIN? UNITED STATES OF 
GO-FUCK-YOURSELF _____  One-up America

americans dont read the text just upvote the picture

americans dont read the text just upvote the picture  One-up America

We'd better attack Australia to look for "Weapons of Mass Destruction"

We'd better attack Australia to look for

Nukes? Son, this is a laser gun fight

Nukes? Son, this is a laser gun fight  One-up America

fattest nation on the planet Doesn't matter won the olympics

fattest nation on the planet Doesn't matter won the olympics  One-up America

Sees suspicious looking guy in the airport DRONE STRIKE

Sees suspicious looking guy in the airport DRONE STRIKE  One-up America

SEES BRITAIN IS HOSTING THE OLYMPICS LANDS ON MARS Caption 3 goes here Caption 4 goes here Caption 5 goes here Caption 6 goes here Caption 7 goes here Caption 8 goes here Caption 9 goes here Caption 10 goes here Caption 11 goes here Caption 12 goes here C

SEES BRITAIN IS HOSTING THE OLYMPICS LANDS ON MARS Caption 3 goes here Caption 4 goes here Caption 5 goes here Caption 6 goes here Caption 7 goes here Caption 8 goes here Caption 9 goes here Caption 10 goes here Caption 11 goes here Caption 12 goes here C  One-up America

Constantly called fat and stupid by other nations Beats the crap out of them at Olympics and lands on mars

Constantly called fat and stupid by other nations Beats the crap out of them at Olympics and lands on mars  One-up America
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