One Percent Cat

Tonight wellington, I desire only the fanciest of Feast

Tonight wellington, 
 I desire only the fanciest of Feast  One Percent Cat

play twelve tone compositions at night, neighbors complain about the noise of me purring

play twelve tone compositions at night, neighbors complain about the noise of me purring  One Percent Cat

BOO the cat making stevenson college seem far less boring than it actually is

BOO the cat  making stevenson college seem far less boring than it actually is   One Percent Cat

The Law Ball... Cuz that's just how I roll Bitches!!

The Law Ball... Cuz that's just how I roll Bitches!!  One Percent Cat

If I had a nickel for every time the market fluctuated... i'd throw them at poor people.

If I had a nickel for every time the market fluctuated... i'd throw them at poor people.  One Percent Cat

"I work hard and deserve to ride in style and comfort" Kitty Hawk-class Kitty carrier

Inherited wealth from aristocat

Inherited wealth  from aristocat  One Percent Cat

OCCUPY my three story kitty castle

OCCUPY my three story kitty castle  One Percent Cat

Kitteh Say I Am the 1%

Kitteh Say I Am the 1%  One Percent Cat

sends kids to private boarding school "get rid of the department of education!"

sends kids to private boarding school
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