One Percent Cat

Lays off half employees Has own litter box in office

Lays off half employees Has own litter box in office  One Percent Cat

Money for every up vote? Nah

Money for every up vote? Nah  One Percent Cat

Being in the 1%, for every upvote i will donate a can of my finest fancy feast to less fortunate cats

Being in the 1%, for every upvote i will donate a can of my finest fancy feast to less fortunate cats  One Percent Cat

"those protestors need to shut up and get a damn job." spends day swatting dust particles in sunbeams, nights knocking shit off shelves

Company takes a 1% decrease in quarterly profits dissolves millions of pensions

Company takes a 1% decrease in quarterly profits  dissolves millions of pensions  One Percent Cat

For every upvote I will vomit in a different room of the mansion

For every upvote I will vomit in a different room of the mansion  One Percent Cat

"I'm Just An Average American" Fancy Feast at every meal

I ran out of catnip but my dealer is Occupying Wall Street

I ran out of catnip but my dealer is Occupying Wall Street  One Percent Cat

CONTROLS 80% OF NATION'S FINANCIAL WEALTH AND 100% OF SUNNY SPOT UNDER THE WINDOW

CONTROLS 80% OF NATION'S FINANCIAL WEALTH AND 100% OF SUNNY SPOT UNDER THE WINDOW  One Percent Cat

controls 38% of wealth has nine lives to spend it

controls 38% of wealth has nine lives to spend it  One Percent Cat
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