Old Money Dog

Alfred, please inform me when Aristocat has taken a dump It would please me to eat it.

Alfred, please inform me when Aristocat has taken a dump It would please me to eat it.  Old Money Dog

benson, prepare tonight's dinner, please. I think I'll have yesterday's poop.

benson, prepare tonight's dinner, please.  I think I'll have yesterday's poop.   Old Money Dog

Benson, Copulate with that woman I'd like to watch

Benson, Copulate with that woman I'd like to watch  Old Money Dog

chester, a woman was licking your genitals last night why did you not simply do it yourself?

chester, a woman was licking your genitals last night why did you not simply do it yourself?  Old Money Dog

benson, bring me my coat we're in for some ruff weather

benson, bring me my coat we're in for some ruff weather  Old Money Dog

Stanley, open this door It appears the chap knocking on the other side wishes to engage in fisticuffs

Stanley, open this door It appears the chap knocking on the other side wishes to engage in fisticuffs   Old Money Dog

Geoffrey, fetch me out finest stuffed animal I fancy a wank

Geoffrey, fetch me out finest stuffed animal I fancy a wank  Old Money Dog

benson, please locate a recent shit i would like to eat it

benson, please locate a recent shit i would like to eat it  Old Money Dog

There's only one sound investment: Put all your bones into real estate.

There's only one sound investment: Put all your bones into real estate.  Old Money Dog

benson bring me my bitches

benson bring me my bitches  Old Money Dog
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