Old Economy Steven

Followed American Dream Did not wake up, yet.

Followed American Dream Did not wake up, yet.  Old Economy Steven

took drugs, drove drunk, beat your mother no record

took drugs, drove drunk, beat your mother no record  Old Economy Steven

Every sexual thought at 25 involved AIDS Oops, I mean "aides". You know, executive assistants.

Every sexual thought at 25 involved AIDS Oops, I mean

By the end of this meme You really hate the guy in this picture.

By the end of this meme You really hate the guy in this picture.  Old Economy Steven

Has a magical asshole Did nothing to his dilapidated duplex but fart in it for 30 years and watches it sell for ten times the purchase price.

Has a magical asshole Did nothing to his dilapidated duplex but fart in it for 30 years and  watches it sell for ten times the purchase price.  Old Economy Steven

finds a quarter on the ground gas money for the week

finds a quarter on the ground gas money for the week  Old Economy Steven

Tells Unemployed son to drive around town all day looking for a job Gives him 2.50 for gas

Tells Unemployed son to drive around town all day looking for a job Gives him 2.50 for gas  Old Economy Steven

Makes minimum wage is able to pay for rent, college tuition, and enough food for a week

Makes minimum wage is able to pay for rent, college tuition, and enough food for a week  Old Economy Steven

Climbed the ladder of opportunity created by society. Kicked the ladder away

Climbed the ladder of opportunity created by society. Kicked the ladder away  Old Economy Steven

gets 2 year technical degree for $3,000 Retires as Senior Engineer with full pension and benefits.

gets 2 year technical degree for $3,000 Retires as Senior Engineer with full pension and benefits.    Old Economy Steven
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