Office Thoughts

If no one can see my computer screen then i can facebook all the time and they'll all think i'm working

If no one can see my computer screen then i can facebook all the time and they'll all think i'm working  Office Thoughts

I wonder what I could use in this building for tools, weapons, and security If the zombie Apocalypse happened right now

I wonder what I could use in this building for tools, weapons, and security If the zombie Apocalypse happened right now  Office Thoughts

these painted on eyelids are really helping me beat this hangover

these painted on eyelids are really helping me beat this hangover  Office Thoughts

If Zombies Attacked what could I use as a weapon

If Zombies Attacked what could I use as a weapon  Office Thoughts

Hears footsteps Switches tabs to company homepage

Hears footsteps Switches tabs to company homepage  Office Thoughts

I wonder how many people I could kill With my necktie?

I wonder how many people I could kill With my necktie?  Office Thoughts

i wonder what would happen if i punched my boss really hard in the face

i wonder what would happen if i punched my boss really hard in the face  Office Thoughts

...and that's why I killed him your honor.

 ...and that's why I killed him your honor.  Office Thoughts

If I go to the bathroom for 15 minutes every hour I'll only have to work 6 hours in an 8 hours shift

If I go to the bathroom for 15 minutes every hour I'll only have to work 6 hours in an 8 hours shift  Office Thoughts

No one will ever know that i plugged the toilet

No one will ever know that i plugged the toilet  Office Thoughts
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