Office Thoughts

hopefully this stretch will unstick my balls from my leg

hopefully this stretch will unstick my balls from my leg  Office Thoughts

"well here's my number, so call me maybe..." I really have to get that song out of my head

Strange new trend at the office - people naming the food in the fridge My sandwich today was named "Jason"

Strange new trend at the office - people naming the food in the  fridge My sandwich today was named

If Zombies attacked this office What would I use as a weapon and how would I get out of here?

If Zombies attacked this office What would I use as a weapon and how would I get out of here?  Office Thoughts

office workers are lazy turds

office workers are lazy turds  Office Thoughts

Cannot wait to change out of these fucking pants

Cannot wait to change out of these fucking pants  Office Thoughts

How much work will I have to do tomorrow so that I can do none today?

How much work will I have to do tomorrow  so that I can do none today?  Office Thoughts

I wonder if anyone will notice If I jerk off quickly

I wonder if anyone will notice If I jerk off quickly  Office Thoughts

ignoring phone calls and emails at the same damn time at the same damn time

ignoring phone calls and emails at the same damn time at the same damn time  Office Thoughts

I wonder which coworker I could spank who wouldn't press charges

I wonder which coworker I could spank who wouldn't press charges  Office Thoughts
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