Offensive Forrest Gump

best friend has no legs brags about running cross country

best friend has no legs brags about running cross country  Offensive Forrest Gump

how many stupid whores does it take to ruin a party? just the one who called me a retard

how many stupid whores does it take to ruin a party? just the one who called me a retard  Offensive Forrest Gump

"Life is like a jar of jelly beans." no body likes the black ones

It's a UNIX system! I know this!

It's a UNIX system! I know this!  Offensive Forrest Gump

SAY WHAT!? Bitch.. It ain't mine!

SAY WHAT!? Bitch.. It ain't mine!  Offensive Forrest Gump

I'm not a smart man, jenny But I know what lunch is

I'm not a smart man, jenny But I know what lunch is  Offensive Forrest Gump

"Life is like a box of chocolate Fat people tend to ruin it for you

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last long if you're morbidly obese.

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last long if you're morbidly obese.  Offensive Forrest Gump

"Life is like a box of chocolates." you don't have one its also like your girlfriend

i helped create the smiley face t-shirt... i want royalties, you asswipe!

i helped create the smiley face t-shirt... i want royalties, you asswipe!  Offensive Forrest Gump
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