Offensive Forrest Gump

Love is like a fart if you have to force it, it's probably crap

Love is like a fart if you have to force it, it's probably crap  Offensive Forrest Gump

"Mama said stupid is as stupid does."

Me and Jenny got along like peas and carrots. we was Brought together when i mixed my carrot with her peas.

Me and Jenny got along like peas and carrots. we was Brought together when i mixed my carrot with her peas.  Offensive Forrest Gump

"Life is like a box of chocolates." You have to pay to enjoy it

Mama said, stupid is as stupid does but how do you does stupid?

Mama said, stupid is as stupid does but how do you does stupid?  Offensive Forrest Gump

"Life is like a box of chocolates." Except you can't eat life

"stupid is as stupid does" immediately sticks his dick in a pickle jar

I'm Happy Bubba Got Shot Because It Wasn't Tex

I'm Happy Bubba Got Shot Because It Wasn't Tex  Offensive Forrest Gump

"Run Forrest Run!" "From What?"... AIDS

Life is like a box of chocolates its harder to stomach Once it lands in the toilet

Life is like a box of chocolates its harder to stomach Once it lands in the toilet  Offensive Forrest Gump
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