Offensive Forrest Gump

"I may not be a smart man" But I know what a queef is

"Life is like a box of chocolates." My wife slowly takes it all away from me

you was a slave? shit happens

you was a slave? shit happens  Offensive Forrest Gump

"Run, forrest, run!" The mexicans are after you

"And her mama before her cooked shrimp, and her mama before her mama cooked shrimp, too" because they was slaves

From that day on if i was going somewhere i was running

From that day on if i was going somewhere i was running   Offensive Forrest Gump

"I like your shoes" The dark leather matches your skin

life is like a box of chocolates no one likes the dark ones

life is like a box of chocolates no one likes the dark ones  Offensive Forrest Gump

"You don't know what love is" Says the woman that has used me as an anchor for her life of drug abuse and debauchery, yet who I am always there for.

"Life is like a box of chocolates." You throw out the darks

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