Offensive Forrest Gump

"That's all I have to say about that" jenny raises her hand "bitch wad i say!"

"Life is like a box of chocolates." a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that no one ever asks for, unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down w

"Mamma said, stupid is as stupid does." she's dead now

"Prostitutes are like a box of chocolates." You have to pay a little more for the good ones, but you still never know what you will end up with.

"Mama always said, dying was a part of life." "I sure wish it wasn't."

"What??!" Did u just said we have a test tomorrow?

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking after a house fire

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking after a house fire  Offensive Forrest Gump

"Life is like a box of chocolates." FIND ONE THE COLOR OF YOUR SKIN AND YOU GET A SCHOLARSHIP

I'm not a smart man but i can stare like this till the cows come home

I'm not a smart man but i can stare like this till the cows come home  Offensive Forrest Gump

Living things are made of chocolate.

Living things are made of chocolate.   Offensive Forrest Gump
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