Offensive Forrest Gump

Mah Jenny Taught me how to dangle so i taught her how to suck

Mah Jenny Taught me how to dangle so i taught her how to suck  Offensive Forrest Gump

You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.

You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.  I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.  Offensive Forrest Gump

"Life is like a box of chocolates." No one wants the retarded looking ones

Ozzy Campos WHO TOLD YOU I WAS EDATING?!

Ozzy Campos WHO TOLD YOU I WAS EDATING?!  Offensive Forrest Gump

I am not a funny man

 I am not a funny man   Offensive Forrest Gump

"Life is like a box of chocolates." "bad for you...looks like poo...and usually filled with nuts!"

You went Trout fishing this weekend? No one is really as impressed as you think they are.

You went Trout fishing this weekend? No one is really as impressed as you think they are.  Offensive Forrest Gump

"Life is like a jar of jalapenos" "What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow"

"Life is like a hooker." you never know what you're gonna catch.

I'm sorry I ruined your New year's eve party, Lt Dan. She tasted like a colombian prostitute.

I'm sorry I ruined your  New year's eve party, Lt Dan. She tasted like a colombian prostitute.  Offensive Forrest Gump
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