Offensive Forrest Gump

"Those look like comfortable shoes" to walk down to the 7-11 and get me more beer in

stupid is as stupid does and you must be very stupid

stupid is as stupid does and you must be very stupid  Offensive Forrest Gump

"Life is like a jar of peppers" What you do today will burn your ass tomorrow

If you're not usin' Gump ribbed condoms Why, yew might as well not be fuuckin'

If you're not usin' Gump ribbed condoms Why, yew might as well not be fuuckin'  Offensive Forrest Gump

Momma always told me what happen in vegas stays in vegas Except for herpes that shit will come back with you.

Momma always told me what happen in vegas stays in vegas Except for herpes that shit will come back with you.   Offensive Forrest Gump

"Life is like a box of chocolates." It doesn't last as long for fat people

You honestly mean to tell me Anal Sex doesn't produce asshole children?

You honestly mean to tell me Anal Sex doesn't produce asshole children?  Offensive Forrest Gump

"Mama said Jasper is like a proctologist's office-- It's full of irritated assholes."

My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse.  Offensive Forrest Gump

People actually EAT at Golden Corral?

People actually  EAT at Golden Corral?  Offensive Forrest Gump
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