Offensive Forrest Gump

Nigga! Say it one more 'gin

Nigga! Say it one more 'gin  Offensive Forrest Gump

"Life is like a box of chocolates." you don't get any

I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.  Offensive Forrest Gump

"You got new legs Lt. Dan." it's too bad, you were on a roll.

"Stupid is as stupid does" but i'm retarded

Friendship is like peeing in your pants Everyone sees it but only you feel the warmth

Friendship is like peeing in your pants Everyone sees it but only you feel the warmth  Offensive Forrest Gump

MOMMA ALWAYS SAID "LIFES LIKE A BOX OF CONDOMS" YOU NEVER KNOW WHICH ONES GONNA BREAK

MOMMA ALWAYS SAID

You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.

You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve?  You just put your lips together and blow.  Offensive Forrest Gump

I'm a proctologist with an incompetent office staff. So I'm ripping someone a new asshole every day.

I'm a proctologist with an incompetent office staff. So I'm ripping someone a new asshole every day.  Offensive Forrest Gump

Jenny and I was like peas and carrots. She sucked on my carrot and drank my pea.

Jenny and I was like peas and carrots. She sucked on my carrot and drank my pea.  Offensive Forrest Gump
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