Offensive Forrest Gump

Wait so you're telling me I have down syndrome? Fuck you

Wait so you're telling me I have down syndrome? Fuck you  Offensive Forrest Gump

"I love you, Jenny" If "Love" was defined as wanting to push you down the stairs...

Sunderers are like a box of chocolates You never know how many kills you gonna get

Sunderers are like a box of chocolates You never know how many kills you gonna get  Offensive Forrest Gump

Asks You to Create Marketing Plan Can't tell you what the damn product does

Asks You to Create Marketing Plan Can't tell you what the damn product does  Offensive Forrest Gump

"Life is like a box of chocolates." sometimes, you can't tell which ones are the fruits

"Life is like a box of chocolates." Your girl friend always wants to take it from you

Those look like comfortable shoes. Are you a lesbian?

Those look like comfortable shoes. Are you a lesbian?  Offensive Forrest Gump

Life is like a box of mithai, its sweet

Life is like a box of  mithai, its sweet  Offensive Forrest Gump

What's a virgin and a balloon have in common ? All it takes is one prick and its all over.

What's a virgin and a balloon have in common ? All it takes is one prick and its all over.  Offensive Forrest Gump

"Life is like a box of chocolates." It's no fun if you're diabetic.

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