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Life is like a blunt of weed and thats all i really gotta say about that

Life is like a blunt of weed and thats all i really gotta say about that  Offensive Forrest Gump

"life is like a jar of jelly beans" everyone hates the black ones

remember when my poor jenny was on the balcony trying to kill herself? crack whore failed at that too

remember when my poor jenny was on the balcony trying to kill herself? crack whore failed at that too  Offensive Forrest Gump

"stupid is as stupid does" and you're the stupidest motherfucker i have ever met in my life

school is like a boner its long and hard unless your asain

school is like a boner its long and hard unless your asain  Offensive Forrest Gump

"Mama always said dying was apart of life." "So what are you waiting for"

A drug person can learn to handle such things as seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to deal with this trip.

A drug person can learn to handle such things as seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth.  But no one should be asked to deal with this trip.  Offensive Forrest Gump

Girls are like a box of chocolates you cant eat them slow

Girls are like a box of chocolates you cant eat them slow  Offensive Forrest Gump

"in the buttocks, sir." "my sexy, tight, irresistible buttocks."

Ever see a handicap and think.. Abortion

Ever see a handicap and think.. Abortion  Offensive Forrest Gump
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