Offensive Forrest Gump

God, why is my hair gone?

God, why is my hair gone?  Offensive Forrest Gump

"Life is like a bag of weed." It doesn't last as long for mexican people

Cadet,What are the 7 basic responses? Sir, the 7 basic responses are as follows: Sir I do not know..

Cadet,What are the 7 basic responses? Sir, the 7 basic responses are as follows: Sir I do not know..  Offensive Forrest Gump

My mom banged the principal and i listened

My mom banged the principal and i listened  Offensive Forrest Gump

"Life is like a box of chocolates. And a Pussy." They both can get messy,meltdown and puddle. But they taste better that way.

" You Saw The Inside of oprah's vagina ..what was it like?"

What we've got here is failure to communicate.

What we've got here  is failure to communicate.  Offensive Forrest Gump

'alabama, proud to be backward' that's all i have to say about that

'alabama, proud to be backward' that's all i have to say about that  Offensive Forrest Gump

"Mama says they was magic shoes. They could take me anywhere." They'll take me far away from you.

mama said i was handsome she always lied

mama said i was handsome she always lied  Offensive Forrest Gump
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