Offensive Forrest Gump

why did i ever stop playing ping pong bitches love ping pong

why did i ever stop playing ping pong bitches love ping pong  Offensive Forrest Gump

Wait... So you're saying America isn't God's divine right hand of justice? Do you actually have any evidence?

Wait... So you're saying America isn't God's divine right hand of justice? Do you actually have any evidence?  Offensive Forrest Gump

"GUMP! WHAT'S YOUR SOLE PURPOSE IN THIS ARMY?" To kill motherf**kers

I'm sorry your girlfriend cheated on you. But mine got AIDS so tell your sob story elsewhere.

I'm sorry your girlfriend cheated on you. But mine got AIDS so tell your sob story elsewhere.  Offensive Forrest Gump

"Life is like a box of chocolates." I eat things that are alive, and I eat boxes full of chocolates, so they are like one another in that regard.

"Her dream had come true. She was a folk singer" But naked, of course

"I'm sorry I ruined your New Year's Eve Party Lieutenant Dan." No I'm not.

i love you jennay why'd you give me aids?

i love you jennay why'd you give me aids?  Offensive Forrest Gump

"run forrest, run!" ruins football game

People are like licorice nobody likes the black ones

People are like licorice nobody likes the black ones  Offensive Forrest Gump
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