Offensive Forrest Gump

Life is like a bag of jelly beans Nobody likes the black ones

Life is like a bag of jelly beans Nobody likes the black ones  Offensive Forrest Gump

i love you Jennay

 i love you Jennay  Offensive Forrest Gump

Lieutenant Dan can't walk in the Kingdom of Heaven because lieutenant dan got no legs

Lieutenant Dan can't walk in the Kingdom of Heaven because lieutenant dan got no legs  Offensive Forrest Gump

vanilla extract is fucking delicious

vanilla extract is fucking delicious  Offensive Forrest Gump

"She tasted like cigarettes" "especially after i put mine out in her face."

I'm not a smart man and thats why i am going to rape you

I'm not a smart man and thats why i am going to rape you  Offensive Forrest Gump

"WOMEN ARE like a box of chocolates." I ike to rub my penis on them

"Those must be some comfortable shoes." I bet if I think real hard, I can remember my first blow job.

School is like a penis It's long and hard unless your asian

School is like a penis It's long and hard unless your asian  Offensive Forrest Gump

Lieutenant Dan, I got you some ice cream! Lieutenant Dan, ice cream! get over here you fucking cripple!

Lieutenant Dan, I got you
 some ice cream! Lieutenant Dan, ice cream! get over here you fucking cripple!  Offensive Forrest Gump
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