Offensive Forrest Gump

"Run, Jenny! Run!" Jenny's been in a wheelchair for 10 years

"I'm sorry I ruined your New Year's Eve party, Lieutenant Dan." "She tasted like cigarettes."

Goes to look for Bubba Plays ping-pong instead

Goes to look for Bubba Plays ping-pong instead  Offensive Forrest Gump

If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

If you only knew the power of the Dark Side.  Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.   Offensive Forrest Gump

"Stupid is as stupid does." Yes, I'm referring to you

Nigger is as Nigger does

Nigger is as Nigger does   Offensive Forrest Gump

Now you listen here bitch! you are going to listen to my life story and like it.

Now you listen here bitch! you are going to listen to my life story and like it.  Offensive Forrest Gump

To do whatever you tell me drill sergeant! Anything

To do whatever you tell me drill sergeant! Anything  Offensive Forrest Gump

are you.... a goddamn fucking nigger from hell?

are you.... a goddamn fucking nigger from hell?  Offensive Forrest Gump

I watched my best friend die in Vietnam Good thing he was black

I watched my best friend die in Vietnam Good thing he was black  Offensive Forrest Gump
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