Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son told his friend he was going to b.y.o.b. i hope he went to walgreens to get the best price on baloons

My son told his friend he was going to  b.y.o.b. i hope he went to walgreens to get the best price on baloons  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's friends think I'm cool, they even gave me a nickname: "MILF"

My son's friends think I'm cool, they even gave me a nickname:

I trust my daughter that when she goes to parties,she does not drink Oh. She's not home. She went to sleep at her best friend's house.

I trust my daughter that when she goes to parties,she does not drink Oh. She's not home. She went to sleep at her best friend's house.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

burns mouth on dinner "wow, that was some hot meat in my mouth!"

burns mouth on dinner

I found some cigarettes under my son's bed His friends must've left it there

I found some cigarettes under my son's bed His friends must've left it there  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I found a scale in my daughter's room she must be watching her weight

I found a scale in my daughter's room she must be watching her weight  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My sons friends are so inclusive. They always want me to join them in there group wanks.

My sons friends are so inclusive. They always want me to join them in there group wanks.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

You're going to study at your best friend's house at night? Off course, take 500$, One never knows!

You're going to study at your best friend's house at night? Off course, take 500$, One never knows!  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Hears Son and his GF saying "oh God" in a loud voice. So glad he found a good, religious girl.

Hears Son and his GF saying

My son loves helping me with the laundry He washes all of his own socks

My son loves helping me with the laundry He washes all of his own socks  Oblivious Suburban Mom
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