Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son is obsessed with the intricacies of the google homepage

My son is obsessed with the intricacies of the google homepage  Oblivious Suburban Mom

i found a white powder in my sons room he says it is just crushed up Altoids

i found a white powder in my sons room  he says it is just crushed up Altoids   Oblivious Suburban Mom

oh, of course you can buy candy from that strange guy in a jacket just don't forget to clean your teeth after it

oh, of course you can buy candy from that strange guy in a jacket just don't forget to clean your teeth after it  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son always has a clean room Except for all those empty sadwich bags, He sure gets hungry though!

My son always has a clean room Except for all those empty sadwich bags, He sure gets hungry though!  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son loves to drive his car around at night. He says it relaxes him a lot!

My son loves to drive his car around at night. He says it relaxes him                     a lot!  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son and his friends are so silly. They come home from Taco Bell giggling and ask me to bake cookies

My son and his friends are so silly. They come home from Taco Bell giggling and ask me to bake cookies  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Son's friend asked me to take picture of me naked. said its for school.

Son's friend asked me to take picture of me naked. said its for school.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My roommate's boyfriend was talking shit about me because i'm a slob I'm sure that no one else talks bad about me.

My roommate's boyfriend was talking shit about me because i'm a slob I'm sure that no one else talks bad about me.   Oblivious Suburban Mom

Full of B.S. Coworker Sorry I'm 3 hours late to work, had to get parking passes... and my back hurts

Full of B.S. Coworker Sorry I'm 3 hours late to work, had to get parking passes... and my back hurts  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Rings your mobile phone still says "Hi it's your mom speaking"

Rings your mobile phone still says
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