Oblivious Suburban Mom

Wait for my friends to talk Don't let them finish Caption 3 goes here

Wait for my friends to talk Don't let them finish Caption 3 goes here  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son used the whole bottle of hand lotion already He really cares about his skin

My son used the whole bottle of hand lotion already He really cares about his skin  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's friends say I should switch to thongs it’s nice that they care about panty lines

My son's friends say I should switch to thongs it’s nice that they care about panty lines  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I'm not technically a mom I'm just a daughter who happens to have a daughter.

I'm not technically a mom I'm just a daughter who happens to have a daughter.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

i did the shirtless poolboy a favour and gave him an ice-cold coke

i did the shirtless poolboy a favour and gave him an ice-cold coke  Oblivious Suburban Mom

smell lots of skunk in the back-yard should tell son not to work so much in the garden.

smell lots of skunk in the back-yard should tell son not to work so much in the garden.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Son comes home from party and throws up all over the bathroom. Gosh! The flu strikes quick!

Son comes home from party and throws up all over the bathroom. Gosh!  The flu strikes quick!  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I heard my son and his friends talking about baking It's good that they've found a wholesome new hobby

I heard my son and his friends talking about baking It's good that they've found a wholesome new hobby  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I found a pregnancy test in my daughters trash. She must be curious what they look like

I found a pregnancy test in my daughters trash. She must be curious what they look like  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son is great but not as great as his friends

My son is great but not as great as his friends  Oblivious Suburban Mom
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