Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son sure takes a long time in the bathroom I hope he isn't sick

My son sure takes a long time in the bathroom I hope he isn't sick  Oblivious Suburban Mom

everytime I open my mouth and say something some silly idiot speaks

everytime I open my mouth and say something some silly idiot speaks  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's black friend asked if I like golden showers I told him ours is just chrome

My son's black friend asked if I like golden showers I told him ours
is just chrome  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My Son's friends must have back Problems They always ask me to bend over and pick up things

My Son's friends must have back Problems They always ask me to bend over and pick up things  Oblivious Suburban Mom

my son's friend was feeling down so i slept with him

my son's friend was feeling down so i slept with him  Oblivious Suburban Mom

son and his girlfriend are upstairs groaning obviously because the homework is too hard

son and his girlfriend are upstairs groaning obviously because the homework is too hard  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son must have a horrible cold Which would explain all the Robitussin he's been taking.

My son must have a horrible cold Which would explain all the Robitussin he's been taking.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I'm brimming with confidence Thanks vagisil!

I'm brimming with confidence Thanks vagisil!  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's eyes are really red his contacts must be bothering him

My son's eyes are really red his contacts must be bothering him  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I see my son has left some soap and moisturizer by his computer He just uses that to keep his hands properly clean

I see my son has left some soap and moisturizer by his computer He just uses that to keep his hands properly clean  Oblivious Suburban Mom
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