Oblivious Suburban Mom

How... Many eggplants can you fit up your vagina??

How... Many eggplants can you fit up your vagina??  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My daughter goes through a lot of batteries Must be for her ipod

My daughter goes through a lot of batteries Must be for her ipod  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son and his friends keep talking about Boyce Avenue I can't help but get turned on

My son and his friends keep talking about Boyce Avenue I can't help but get turned on  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Listening to Beastie Boys OK... Have fun listening to your black people music

Listening to Beastie Boys  OK... Have fun listening to your black people music  Oblivious Suburban Mom

sure, honey you'll come to visit for christmas

sure, honey you'll come to visit for christmas  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I voted for Obama so everyone would know that I'm not racist I even have a black maid

I voted for Obama so everyone would know that I'm not racist I even have a black maid  Oblivious Suburban Mom

HE SURE DOES SPEND ALOT OF TIME IN THE BATHROOM HE MUST BE CONSTIPATED

HE SURE DOES SPEND ALOT OF TIME IN THE BATHROOM HE MUST BE CONSTIPATED   Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son has a cold and it is drying his skin out... Poor guy is asking for a lot of lotion and tissues

My son has a cold and it is drying his skin out... Poor guy is asking for a lot of lotion and tissues  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Im soo great with kids! They always want me to ride them!

Im soo great with kids! They always want me to ride them!  Oblivious Suburban Mom

son comes home smelling like cigarettes and beer awww, he was helping the homeless

son comes home smelling like cigarettes and beer awww, he was helping the homeless   Oblivious Suburban Mom
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