Oblivious Suburban Mom

my son smelled like cologne he must've been on a date!

my son smelled like cologne he must've been on a date!  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I think my son ran over a skunk yesterday His car sure smells like it

I think my son ran over a skunk yesterday His car sure smells like it  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My Son must really love his new desktop backround It's all I ever see him looking at when I walk into his room

My Son must really love his new desktop backround It's all I ever see him looking at when I walk into his room  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Labelled cougar for rolling cold pop along neckline in class Actually having a hot flash

Labelled cougar for rolling cold pop along neckline in class Actually having a hot flash  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son has the nicest girlfriend she helps him study every night. Even on weekends.

My son has the nicest girlfriend she helps him study every night. Even on weekends.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Only Comes to whittier during Parent week "Your campus is beautiful!" Sees Fountains running

Only Comes to whittier during Parent week

Holy Crap! Some guy banged me over a urinal in the bathroom! It was the best 5 min of my life

Holy Crap! Some guy banged me over a urinal in the bathroom!
It was the best 5 min of my life  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's black friend asked if my husband was getting the job done in the bedroom How did he know we are repainting it?

My son's black friend asked if my husband was getting the job done in the bedroom How did he know we
are repainting it?  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's eyes are very red, and he's kind of out of it he must be very tired.

My son's eyes are very red, and he's kind of out of it he must be very tired.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I'm making pizza for dinner can you go dig one out of the garden?

I'm making pizza for dinner can you go dig one out of the garden?  Oblivious Suburban Mom
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