Oblivious Suburban Mom

find condom under daughter's bed she must be making balloon animals

find condom under daughter's bed she must be making balloon animals  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son always comes home with red eyes from crying i told him that ill make him food to feel better

My son always comes home with red eyes from crying i told him that ill make him food to feel better  Oblivious Suburban Mom

i found some used condoms with semen in my son's bedroom waste basket. he must be practicing the application of a condom for after he's married.

i found some used condoms with semen in my son's bedroom waste basket. he must be practicing the application of a condom for after he's married.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

It's your cake day Did you make a cake?

It's your cake day Did you make a cake?  Oblivious Suburban Mom

Kids are doing something that she did when she was their age feigns stupidity, because she'll feel like a hypocrite if she says something.

Kids are doing something that she did when she was their age feigns stupidity, because she'll feel like a hypocrite if she says something.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

see's you making a sandwich "cotton mouth?"

 see's you making a sandwich

Left my son alone for the weekend House was clean and trash was dumped when I got back.

Left my son alone for the weekend House was clean and trash was dumped when I got back.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

smells burning incense son is taking a shit Caption 3 goes here

smells burning incense son is taking a shit Caption 3 goes here  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I/my son must be so popular Teenage boys love to hang out around me

I/my son must be so popular Teenage boys love to hang out around me  Oblivious Suburban Mom

son took his backpack with him on a friday night. "Must be a study party."

son took his backpack with him on a friday night.
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