Oblivious Suburban Mom

Son comes home with bloodshot eyes must be pollen season

Son comes home with bloodshot eyes must be pollen season  Oblivious Suburban Mom

   Oblivious Suburban Mom

wow these people are crazy. but that's just a small portion of society. Most parents truly care about their kids

wow these people are crazy. but that's just a small portion of society. Most parents truly care about their kids  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son's trash can is full of tissues He's probably sick with the flu

My son's trash can is full of tissues He's probably sick with the flu  Oblivious Suburban Mom

my daughter keeps dissecting small animals shes going to be a scientist

my daughter keeps dissecting small animals shes going to be a scientist  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My teenage son is a clean freak, he loves taking long showers several times a day.

My teenage son is a clean freak, he loves taking long showers several times a day.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My son is such a good student He's at the Library on a school night

My son is such a good student He's at the Library on a school night  Oblivious Suburban Mom

My kids keep talking about rolling a joint I thought that song was called Rolling in the Deep

My kids keep talking about rolling a joint I thought that song was called Rolling in the Deep  Oblivious Suburban Mom

i hear a fapping sound in my son's bedroom every morning before he gets up. exercise must be important, so he must be doing some morning pushups to stay in shape.

i hear a fapping sound in my son's bedroom every morning before he gets up. exercise must be important, so he must be doing some morning pushups to stay in shape.  Oblivious Suburban Mom

I walked into my sons room... and found so much oregano.

I walked into my sons room... and found so much oregano.  Oblivious Suburban Mom
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